Funny Pet Names

Male Names
  • Johnny Depth (American) - Named after Johnny Depp, of course - for a fish that likes to hang around the bottom of the tank.
  • Scooter - Scoots along.
Female Names
Gender Neutral Names
  • Apathy
  • Back Talk
  • Blitz
  • Charmer
  • Chewy
  • Cool
  • Finesse
  • Flake
  • Friendly
  • Gypsy
  • Hobo
  • Hugger
  • Impulse
  • Itchy
  • Kim - Noble or brave
  • Legaya - (pronounced leg + eye + a): Beautiful
  • Lora - The laurel tree or sweet bay tree symbolic of honor and victory. Old name with many variants.
  • Mateo - God's gift
  • Meranda - To be the superior one
  • Mia Ferret
  • Midas
  • Moyna - Tender or mild
  • Nodons - A British god
  • Nouel - Akernel
  • Ociel - Sky
  • Odel - Wealthy
  • Plutus
  • Powder
  • Precious
  • Rorry - Red. Sixteenth-century rebel chief Rory O'More is celebrated in Irish poetry.
  • Scandy - Boisterous
  • Scrydan - Clothes
  • Shogun
  • Shu Shu
  • Skipper
  • Slipper
  • Slow Poke
  • Sly
  • Smith - Tradesman
  • Snappy
  • Snell - Nold
  • Snoops
  • Snowball
  • Socorro - Help
  • Som Phong
  • Spooky
  • Spunky - Full of spunk!
  • Squiggles
  • Sruthan - Poet
  • Strod - From the thicket
  • Sydney - From Sidon
  • Tedrick - Abbreviation of Theodore.
  • Tihkoosue - Short (Algonquin)
  • Troubles - Lots of trouble.
  • Useless
  • Vanity
  • Wags
  • Weasel
  • Weedeater